Every good speech needs a light-hearted joke....

A wedding consist's of 3 rings, the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring!

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore,marriage is an institution for the blind

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.

A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

My brother and I were always in competition with each other. Who was the better hockey player? Who was the faster skier? and on and on... Well, now my brother's married, and I'm still single, so I guess I win!

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

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